Hello Humans,
Chloe said that this weeks’ email should come from me….as I am wise and know things that humans just don’t…because you are stupid.

She said I can share 5 facts with you that should “nourish your spirit” and “bring a smile to your face”. She said they should be related to Yoga. That’s what she calls it when she puts a long towel down on the floor and falls over a lot.

I’m not doing much today apart from eating, so I figured I might as well.

Number 1.

Dogs know that in order to get the ball, you’ve got to be prepared to run. And that sometimes some other dog that’s skinnier than you, like a greyhound…or musclier than you, like a mastiff…might get there first. But the running is the best bit. Once the ball is got, the fun is over.

Number B.

Shit happens. When it does, you’ll get told off if you eat it. Just move on.

Sometimes, for no reason whatsoever, you should roll around in the grass, run around in circles a million times chasing your tail, and bark raucously. Because it’s fun and good for stress relief. After a hard day moping around the house waiting for Mum and Dad to come home from work…it’s how I let my hair down, and it never fails. I suggest you try one of those things right now. And if someone looks at you then you should keep going. They always look at me and I know that means I’m doing it right.


Never judge a book by it’s cover. Sniff it’s butt first…then you’ll know the deal.

No. 5.

Scary stuff sometimes happens. Like there’s this thing that Mum does where she attaches this thing to herself that makes loud noises and sucks up all the good stuff on the floor. On those days, cuddles fix everything. Literally all my problems melt away. So cuddle someone when stuff is scary…and sometimes cuddle when it isn’t scary too. Cuddles cuddles cuddles.


That was really tiring so I’m going to have a nap now. You should do the same.

Wet kisses,


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